Shopping In Daze

Assalamualaikum.

Korang pernah tak beli beli beli benda tanpa sedari lepas tu bila dah settle transactions all, aleh-aleh SNAP, you thought what had just happened. Macam kene pukau.

Hahahaha tu lah maksud aku "Shopping In Daze." And it just happened to me again yesterday. Urghhh sucks man!

I was planning to go to Uniqlo to just get an inner. You know those inner top where you wear under your clothings cause you feel like your clothings are abit sheer. And being a minah ferring, I gotta consider that man.

So yeah I was in the train, minding my own business, scrolling through Instagram and saw photos of me being tagged and then I just realised that my eyes are so bad lah. Those bags under my eyes better be Gucci.

So ok lah, sebelum singgah Uniqlo I thought I might pay Bodyshop a visit and see what cream they can recommend me.

"Are you a member?"

"Erm I don't think so. I can't remember."

"Oh ok. If you're not a member, you purchase $50 & above and you can be a member for free."

Andddd I ended up buying a diffuser and the fragrance oil. Great job Annisa!

"Hi! Welcome to Uniqlo."

I went straight up to the inner section. Upon walking towards the cashier, I thought hey why not just look around and see what pants they have in stock. New range perhaps?

And yes! They have the new range of ankle length pants which comes in alottttt of colours. I tried 1. Yeah just 1.

It fits perfectly!! The cutting is fantastic. Nice to wear with long blouses. Not hugging much. The length is just nice. Well I'm short so ankle length pants is a keeper for me.

I stood infront of the rack, looking at allll the pants there. The patterns. The colours. Why is it so hard for me to choose?!! Ok fine I'll take the blue. Just 1.

Off I go to the counter and accidently turned my head to the bedroom pants section. I tell you, my bedroom pants are 90% from Uniqlo. They have new designs! New colours!

"This is nice hor but left only 1 piece man. And only L size."

I heard someone said to someone else. I saw which design she pointed. Indeed super nice! I grabbed it and walk away.

I walked to the cashier, detour to the ankle length pants section, grabbed another colour, walked fast to the cashier, paid quickly, walked out the shop and SNAP, what had just happened?

Perfect!

P/S I just bought another 3 pieces of clothes from Poplook during lunch time yesterday. How much I've already spent in a day? God bless me.

Size Doesn't Matter... Sometimes

Assalamualaikum.

So how have you guys been doing? Syawal dah habes, back to normal weekends i.e no more raya visiting and start to go for weddings. Seriously, every week mesti adaaaa jer jempotan eh. Macam pelik gitu. Where does all these weddings come from man? HAHA!

During raya, there were alot of open houses. So korang berpegang kepada prinsip "Makan jer! Raya mah!"?

Well I did. BUT not eat sampai pengsan ah. I eat at EVERY house but I just make sure I eat super small portion. Keyword: Jamah.

Dude, I gained alot and kept getting those "Gemok eh kau sekarang" sentence for every house I visit for the past 2 years. And that is certainly not something nice for me to hear. Or anybody else. Huhu.

Even my BIL said that. "Kak, you gemok sey." I hate you Fauzy.

Adik aku jangan cakap ah. Asik kata aku gemok pendek. Such an idiot. I hate you also Ahmad.

But this year, all I got was "Eh dah kurus per kau." To be honest, I loveee hearing that. Tak tahu kalau dorang mean it or not hahaha. But you guys better mean it.

Bila aku start jogging and control my food intake, people actually mock me. Not all but some. Dorang cakap tak payah lah nak diet blablabla. Abeh cakap aku gemok! Apakah?!

Majority always said "Takpe ah babe, gemok pun atleast kau happy." Fact is, I'm not. I mean yes I am happy with my life but not with my body. You guys understand me right?

Aku tak suka bila aku in denial. Gemok is awesome lah. Gemok pun suami aku sayang lah. Tapi lepas tu tengok gambar lama and cakap aku rindu being skinny and ask myself when can I ever be skinny again.

No Annisa, it doesn't work that way! When you miss being skinny, work it. Don't just whine while stuffing yourself with donuts!

I was so kudut, 39kg kinda kudut. My asshole (pardon me) ex boyfriend (who is also a jerk - I just hafta add this) called me papan. You think? Told you he's an asshole jerk. Dutchebag! Ok I'll stop.

I used to be an XS. I can even wear Zara kids clothes! Which I actually always wore last time haha. They're so cheap and cute lah! Then I grow to be an S. Not an ass. That's my ex boyfriend. I mean size S. Slowly now I'm an M for some and L for little some. Heh.

Yesterday, Qiey's aunt said to me, "Lawa dress kau. Kau pakai size S eh?"

Oh. My. God. She thinks I'm a size S! I know she didn't make fun of me. I know she's sincere. Hahaha! I can seriously kiss her at that moment and treat her teh tarik or something.

But I whispered, "No. Ni size L." The word 'L' was a silent one. Like... oh you know what I mean. And then I continued "Ni cutting kecik ah."

HAHAHA omg shuttup Annisa!!

Ok ok aku tahu aku takde lah kurus bak super model tapi atleast thinner than the past 2 years lah kan.

Pokok nyer, aku nak cakap dengan korang, kalau korang gained alot of weight and not happy, please do something about it. Stop whining & stop crying while looking into the mirror. Get your ass up and work it out people! Don't get demoralized when people mock you. The 1 losing weight is you. The 1 gona look good is you. So screw them!

For the record, I did not cry while looking into the mirror. I just said "makkau gemok per aku!". Hahahaha!!

Ok haffa great workout. Control what you eat cause what you eat is what you are. No, don't eat a model. Please.

Wassalam.